The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...