New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...