Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...