Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...