Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...