You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...