Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...