If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...