You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...