A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...