Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
The Y2K Blonde!
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
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One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
What are you doing, Tommy?
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Stirring Prescription
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A dog for a wife
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Ears
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What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”