Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!