Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!