Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...