A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...