It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law