Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...