Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...