Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...