Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...