May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...