Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...