Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...