This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...