How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
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Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
The wall clock
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Real Mothers…
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Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Lonely Cow in Field
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Being Old and Bent
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Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!