A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...