The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...