Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
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Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...