OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...