Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...