Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...