Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...