What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...