If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...