Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...