Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...