Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...