I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...