Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....