Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...