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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
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Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
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Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...