Star Wars Vs Star Trek
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...