What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?