Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...