3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...