Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...