Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...