Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...