fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.