Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...