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Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
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Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
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Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....