The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...